
The ad above appeared in the Auxvasse School yearbook of 1942, the Saber Tooth. It’s hard to imagine a time when people were encouraged to phone instead of write a letter! Letter-writing has definitely been in decline in the last twenty years, and it’s a safe bet most of us haven’t taken pen in hand too recently. Times have changed so much, in fact, that phoning is becoming a thing of the past. Teens today text message fast, furiously – and nearly continually, it seems. It is their preferred method of communication.
Texting is a subject for another day. Since we have this neat little piece of local history in hand, let’s go back to a time when F.M. Holland was the “proprietor” of the Auxvasse Telephone Exchange. Holland, by the way, was also president of the Security Bank of Auxvasse. World War II was still in its early stages, at least for Americans. Japan had attacked us without any declaration of war on December 7, 1941. Just a few days later, on December 11, Germany and Fascist Italy declared war on the United States.
The Saber Tooth is loaded with references to the war. Each chapter in the book is preceded by a page announcing its subject and decorated with a hand-drawn graphic of three bombers with the slogan “Keep ‘em Flying.” Mary E. Baker, principal and science teacher, titled her yearbook essay, “Now or Never.” She had this to say, “Now, as never before the American nation needs the fundamentals of science…Science must be a science of management if we are to win this war and set this “messed-up” civilization back on the feet of the real. Youngsters, learn all you can, do all you can with the scientific knowledge at hand and set this world at right. We will win – NOW.” Her passion about the winning the war rings out from the page.
It was Mary Baker’s students, who, a bit more than a decade later, joined together with other students of other years to create the Kingdom Telephone Company cooperative. In 1942, they were more interested in blondes and basketball. Freshman Richard Coil commented that “There’s too many pretty girls in the Freshman class!” Basketball, if popular, was an endangered sport. Physical education teacher, Lucy Roberts, warned that “due to the shortage of tires, due to the war, we may not get to carry out our regular basketball schedule next year, but we will no doubt play here at school.”
The chapter on Humor often lapsed into the obscure. A lot of it fell under the heading of “ya had to be there.” For instance, “We wonder why…Cynthia likes traveling salesmen so well?” and “We wonder why… Miss Bunning likes physical education?” I imagine there are very few people who know the answers to those questions! How about this knee-slapper? “Mussolini is a sort of material used for lady’s stockings.” Then there is the socially incorrect, “A parasite is the murder of an infant.” And, lastly, the one I like best…”When Mr. Craig (the superintendent) dismisses us in assembly, we wonder what he means when he says, “Now, you may pass out!”"
Thanks to Ron Whanger, Plant Manager, for bringing the Saber Tooth in for us to enjoy.